Disclaimer
Them sexy Ed boys don’t belong to me, nor do I ever think they will, but I can still hope. They belong to cartoon network, and god bless them for bringing those sweet boys to my magical talking box. Redone chapter two, once again dedicated to my two biggest fans, I loves you both, and on with the story.


Double d occupied the shotgun seat, the window open, his long ponytail blowing in the wind. He drummed his fingers on the door frame in time to the music. The classic music ended as the track switched. The next song started with vocals and a techno beat. It was a house mix version of poison, sung by a woman.
“your cruel device”
“your blood like ice”
“one look could kill”
“my pain your thrill”
Through this Double d was quietly lip singing towards the window, but when the chorus came, he couldn’t help himself.

“I want to love you”
“but I better not touch”
He started quietly singing aloud, nervous to be singing in front of other people. Ed and Eddy looked over at him, both smiling slightly. Double d started to clam up under pressure, when he felt to hands reach around his seat and rub his shoulders. “Come on Double d, you know the words.” Ed said through the seat. “I want to hold you”
“but my sense tell me to stop”
He sang a bit louder, the reassuring hands never leaving his shoulders. He looked nervously over at Eddy, who smiled and bobbed his head to the tune a little. “Go on Double d, sing your heart out.” Eddy smiled at those last words.
“I want to kiss you but I want it too much”
“I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
“your poison running through my veins
“your poison
“I don’t want to break these chains”
By the final chorus of the song, Double d was singing hard and powerful to the track. When it came to an end he was quiet again. “Double d, that was amazing.” Ed said, popping up between the two front seats. “Yeah, good on ya sock head.” Double d blushed a little. “You really think I was good?” “I think you were great Double d.” Eddy said, his eyes only leaving the road to meet with Edd’s. “Sing something else Double d!” Ed shouted.

The time passed swiftly, Double d had to retire from singing after a while, now he and Ed lay on the bed in the back reading. Double d had a volume of the encyclopedia of insects propped up on his chest, while Ed read through a new evil Tim comic. Eddy eventually pulled off into a little town for a late lunch. They found an old fashioned diner near the middle of town, and decided to eat there. The Eds stepped in and took sat at a booth in front of a large window advertising a special.

“Eddy, weren’t you going to talk to Double d about the promise?” Ed asked, prodding Eddy’s shoulder with his index finger. Double d looked back and forth between them, worried that something nefarious might be afoot. “Yeah, Double d, I know that we said this trip was about hooking you up with your dream girl, and it is, but it is so much more than that. This is about us, being together, enjoying ourselves while we still can, so I want you to promise that no matter how mad your parents may or may not be, we wont go home until our mission is accomplished. Deal?”

“If it wasn’t for you guys, I think I would still be moping around my house, how can I say no?”  “Good, also, since this is our grate road trip, we should enjoy it, right?” “I guess so.” Double d said with a shrug, taking a sip out of his chocolate shake. “Well, lumpy and I thought it might be nice to take a sort of scenic route, maybe check out some stuff, see the sights ya know.” “Sounds fine, as long as we don’t take too long, ok?” “Alright.” Eddy said. “Wahoo, to our trip.” Ed said, holding his glass in the air to toast. “To our trip.” Eddy said, rasing his soda glass. “To us.” Double d said, the three glasses clinking together.

The road stretched out in front of them forever. It was well after dark when Eddy decided he’d had enough driving for one day. On a sign he saw that the next exit had a hotel. “Is it alright if we go to a hotel for now and continue again tomorrow?” “No problem Eddy.” Ed stated, not even looking up from his comic. Eddy took the exit, and found the hotel quick enough. Upon checking in, they hit a small snag. The biggest room they had was only two beds.
“Well take it.” Eddy told the clerk, using a debit card to pay for the room. “Wow Eddy, that’s the first time I have ever seen you spend money on anyone other than yourself.” Double d said with a giggle. “Hey! Ok, so you’ve got a point, but you guys are worth it.”

The three eds walked down a hallway of doors, looking for their room, when a thought shot through double d’s brain.“Where did you get the money for all of this anyway, Eddy?” he asked. “Well, I was saving my pay from part time in the junkyard to try and get an apartment, but I figured this was a better cause.”

Double d stopped, putting his hands on his hips. “Eddy, how could you waste that money on some frivolous trip.” “Listen buddy, there are always going to be apartments open somewhere, but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, and I decided you guys were more important.” “Aww, thanks Eddy.” Ed said, draping an arm around his shoulder and planting a kiss on his cheek. “Ugh, Ed, don’t do that.” “What, this?” Ed asked, laying another wet one on Eddy. “Yes that, knock it off.” Eddy squirmed out of eds grasp and began walking down the hall, Ed and Double d following behind him. “Oh dear Ed, I do believe you found Eddy’s weakness, MALE AFFECTION!” Double d said in a horrified tone. “Exploit the weakness Ed.” he said quietly, as Eddy began to walk a little faster. “Get him.” Ed said, and began chasing Eddy, who went into a flat out run for their room.

Eddy found the door, and made it inside, but the other two burst through before he had time to close and lock it. Ed grabbed Eddy by he wrists and drug him over to the bed, holding him prisoner. “Your turn Double d.” Ed said, holding Eddy so that he couldn’t defend himself. “Unfair advantage Ed.” Eddy complained, thrashing. “Oh Eddy, since when did you ever care about playing fair?” Double d asked, crawling across the bed to Eddy. “Since it was me who was at the disadvantage.” Eddy said, his voice raising slightly.

“Well, it looks like you lose this time.” Double d said, drawing closer. “No, stay back, Noooooooo!” Eddy squealed as Double d kissed him on the forehead. Eddy went limp in Ed’s grip. Letting go, Eddy simply flopped over on the bed like a dummy. “You’ve killed me sir.” he said quietly. “Gee Ed, maybe another kiss would revive him, what do you think?” Eddy sat bolt upright and jumped over to the other bed. “No, no more, I don’t think I could stand it.” Ed and Double d laughed quietly, and while he tried to remain serious, Eddy eventually succumbed to the giggles as well.

It wasn’t long after the three Eds finally quit laughing that their neighbors began engaging in some rather noisy night activities. “Oh my.” Double d whispered, the loud twang of the bed spring and the moan of lovers causing him to go deep scarlet. “Man.” Eddy said, wrinkling his nose at the prospect of having to listen to the noise. “Oh, Eddy, can we go swimming?” Ed asked, bouncing on his bed with excitement. “Did you bring your shorts like I told you too?” Eddy asked, sounding almost motherly. “Yup.” “Alright, get changed and we’ll go.” “Eddy, I didn’t bring anything to wear swimming.” Double d said. “Its alright sock head, I brought an extra pair in case Ed forgot.” Eddy rummaged through his bag, tossing Double d a pair of basketball shorts. “Thanks Eddy.”

The pool was indoors, very nice, but still somewhat cool. The three arrived to find it completely empty. Double d had his hair pulled up into a doubled up ponytail, Ed wore silver shorts and his hair messy as always, and Eddy looked so strange with his three longer spike of hair limp without their ususal slathering of jell. Ed jumped into the deep end with a cannon ball. Double d sat at the edge of the pool, dragging his feet across the water. “Watcha doing Double d?” Eddy asked from behind. “I’m getting used to the water temperature.” “Oh, that’s nice.” Eddy said. Leaning down, he put his hands on Double d’s shoulders and pushed him. Double d sunk to the bottom, coming up coughing and spluttering. “That wasn’t funny Eddy.” Double d pouted. “Oh, I didn’t do it to be funny, I did it to get your narrow ass in the water.” Eddy jumped in.

It was like they were kids back at the old pond. The no horse play sign went completely unheeded. All three Eds wanted to see who would win at a splashing contest. Ed won, hands down. After a few hours of messing around, Ed decided to turn in for the night, leaving Double d and Eddy by themselves. “Hey, you want to use the hot tub Double d?” “As a matter of fact, that does sound rather nice.” The teens stepped out of the pool and headed over to the hot tub. Eddy was in first, stepping over to the edge seat farthest from the stairs, Double d opting to sit on the stairs. The water was nice, steam rising in curling tendrils around their faces. They talked for a while, idle chit chat, plans for what they might do later in the trip.

“Eddy, I wanted to thank you for taking me on this trip, you have no idea how much it means to me.” He sat on one of the steps, hugging his knees to his chest. “It really wouldn’t be a trip without you.” Edd smiled, his tongue sticking out between his teeth a little. The water was nice, but the problem is that the heat has a tendency to make people sleepy, and that was exactly what it was doing to Double d. His eye lids fluttered, trying to keep himself awake. Eddy stepped out of the water and walked around behind Double d. “Come on, we better turn in before you fall asleep in their.”

“I cant get out Eddy, help me.” Double d said, his voice dreamy. Eddy reached down, wrapping his arms around Double d’s mid section, he hoisted his companion out of the water. Double d fell back against Eddy, barely conscious. His skin was warm and still smelled like him. Eddy helped him to his feet. “Alright, time to walk Double d.” “I’m so tired. Carry me Eddy?” Eddy sighed a little. “Yeah, sure.” He lifted Double d up, wrapping DD’s arms around is neck, he hurried out and down to their room. Double d changed first, coming out of the bathroom wearing lounge pants and a shirt. Eddy stepped in and changed. By the time he came out, Double d was on the bed opposite Ed, sound asleep. Ed lay spread out on his bed, wearing only his underwear. Eddy decided to bunk with Double d. When he was sure Double d was asleep, he leaned over and kissed him in the cheek. “Sweet dreams buddy, I hope that she makes you happy.” Double d shifted in his sleep, and was still. Eddy rolled over and was soon asleep too.



Well, ch. 2 is done, and I think its better than the original version. We will see more chapters soon. The song is poison by Groove Coverage. As it is now 4:54 am on a Sunday night, I will say fair well and goodnight my slash loving friends. May your dreams be of sexy boys.